圣诞节表演英语节目
Aside: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Snow White. We referred to as her white. But! In the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful!
Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible"
After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right?
Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall!
After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover!
After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter!
Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why?
After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about
Killer: "What '
After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her!
Killer (money than the position): ...
After: 2,000,000! Enough
Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point!
After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!!
Killer: closing!
After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end)
Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things
Turned
I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!!
Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being
Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!!
Princess while doing back-girls
"Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!!"
Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you
Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men!
(7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game)
Dwarfs 1: Who are you!
Dwarfs 2: how do you here?
Dwarfs 3: eat our rice
Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes
Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed?
Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash
7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!!
White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!!
Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet.
Alliance on: domestic violence to resist!
Xia Lian: Call of the community of love!
Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers!
White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey
Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally!
After the (door); room was right!
White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it
After: Yes, ah
White: That person is no room!!
After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special!
Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ...
White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door!
After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing!
After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh!
White: a small umbrella with it?
Pass after a small umbrella
White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back)
After: how it has not
White (see shrug days) did it rain!
After: In that case, what you have to walnut?
White; do you have carrots
After: What I said was, you have to do walnut?
White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots
After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it?
White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it?
After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh!
Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen
Small dwarf people to go home
Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!!
2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al -
Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem"
Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~!
At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt
Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt.
Prince: Who is this!
Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty!
Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!!
Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition
Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes!
Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who!
See Prince
White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai!
Prince (back) are you going to do you, you
White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful!
Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone)
White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha.
Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!!
White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad!
Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight)
White: We have not married Prince you can not go!!
Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life!
Ultimately the whole
旁白：很久很久以前，有一个国家，国家里有一位可爱的公主，我们都叫她白雪公主，她过着无忧无虑的生活，我们以后简称她叫小白。可是，王后死了（电闪雷鸣声），国王又取了一个新王后，新王后长的是淹死鱼，摔死鸟，别提多beautiful了
（王后上，身后两个宫女，王后手拿一张白纸，纸上有beautiful。）魔镜立在场边。
王后：做女人挺好，我是世界上最美的女人，（转头问身后的两个宫女）你们说是吗？
宫女1：这还用说，地球人都知道。
宫女2：不信，您问镜子。
王后走向，手指镜子）魔镜，魔镜，告诉我，世上女人谁最美（做搔手弄姿装）（音乐起，
王后自己在场上用模特步走来走去。）快节奏音乐响
后:快说
魔镜：那个~从前最美丽的人是王后您没错啦，可是，10多年了，确实有点审美疲劳，现在世界上最美丽的那个人是-小白！她还上了最近一期花花公子的封面呢！听说现在有好多杂志请她拍封面呢！
后：难怪现在狗仔队越来越少了！原来是她！她她她她她她！我要杀了她！（沉思，响指）：waiter！
杀手：（墨镜，叼牙签，摇摇晃晃上，蹭新王后）干吗干吗
王后：跟你说正经事，有个叫白雪什么公主的，去帮我宰了她
杀手:(比money手势）这个~
王后：两百万！怎么样
杀手：（吐牙签）200万？不行不行 太少了！！再加点
王后:201万！行，还是不行！！！
杀手：（无比黑线）成交
杀手转过去蹲下身来往衣服里装东西
转过来
杀手：我就是人称玉面假飞龙的杀手killer！！ POSE
白雪公主：在一个伸手不见脚趾的夜晚 ……省略
他说要带我去武大看樱花（二人摆革命姿势）
忽然
杀手脸色一变
从怀里一掏……
掏出一个小玩意= =
掏
又掏出一个小玩意
再掏
掏出了一把刀
（killer拿住刀，架公主脖子上。公主边退边做女生状）
白雪公主：不要吓人家啦啦 人家是女生诶
killer：（低头，叹气，忽然转身，手缕头发，pose）错错错，春如旧，人空瘦，泪痕红浥鲛绡透，都说自古红颜多薄命，但是我这个英雄跟是难过美人关啊！（唱：我总是心太软 心太软，把所有问题都自己扛！）你走吧，我不杀你
于是公主逃到了森林里……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7个男人
7个小矮人跳着芭蕾上场
小矮人1：你是谁？
小矮人2：你怎么在这里？
小矮人3：吃我们的饭?
小矮人4；穿我们的衣?
小矮人5：睡我们的床？
小矮人6：带现金了吗？
7个小矮人一起：我们这里不可以刷卡的哟！
小白:我纯洁善良美丽可爱人见人爱花见花开车见车爆胎的白雪公主！只可惜那丧尽天良的王后竟然要追杀我，幸亏我在关键时候施展美人计，才得以逃脱！哎，我的王子啊！你为什么就不能快点来呢！
事实是这样，请你们收留我吧
就这样，7个小矮人收留了小白，每天小矮人出去挖金子，小白就在家里做家务。今天，矮人们又要出去了，临走前，他们送给公主一副对联
上联：抵制家庭暴力
下联：呼唤社会爱心
横批：不要和陌生人说话！
公主做家务（音乐嘻唰唰）
小白:哎，做家务真辛苦啊！从早上到现在都3个多钟头了，我连一张桌子都没有擦完！哎！
此时王后知道小白没死，暴跳如雷，决定亲自上阵
后：屋子里有人吗？
小白（自言自语）咦!一定是搞推销的！小矮人说不能放搞推销的人进来！（大喊）别敲了！屋子里没人！！
后；我不是来搞推销的，我是来推荐几种特别特别好的东西的
旁白：还不是搞推销的！~
小白:不是搞推销的啊！请进！门没锁！
后（自言自语）：门没锁那我敲了半天算什么~
美丽的小姑娘，我们这儿的一切都是为了美丽的你锁准备的噢！！
小白：带小雨伞了吗
后;带了 递过
小白（仔细端详）嗯，不错！不错！（还回）
后：怎么不要了》
小白：没下雨呀！
后；那么~你要核桃吗？
小白：你有胡萝卜吗
后:你要核桃吗
小白（痴呆状）你有胡萝卜吗？
后（大声）：我说的是，你，要，核，桃，吗？
小白（声音提起）：噢！核桃啊！（回复白痴状)你有胡萝卜吗？
王后用小雨伞将小白击倒在椅子上
掏出核桃，面对观众一本正经的说:这个核桃是有毒的噢！
然后喂进小白嘴里
撑开雨伞，旋转下台，跳着唱着；你是痛苦的，噢~~我是快乐的，噢~
小矮人回家
小矮人1；猪，别睡了！该干活了！
小矮人2试小白鼻息，白痴状：她死了耶……
小矮人一一重复
最后一个说完后
从口袋里掏出面巾纸，边撕边哭边扔，还一边喊：她死了也~~呜呜
这时，邻国的王子来这里打猎…
王子披床单当斗篷做小飞机状绕场跑2周，指着公主：这是谁啊？
小矮人：其实，这是一美女！
王子仔细端详：我KAO！这样也叫美女！
旁白：中毒后的小白已经面目全非
王子扁公主
公主吐核桃，醒。站起身：谁打我！谁！谁！
转头看见王子，做花痴状:哇！帅哥诶！
王子惊慌状往后退:你你你要干吗
小白抓住王子的手，学成熟男人声：漂亮！太漂亮了！
王子：公主！你长的是那么奔放！那样的令人过目难忘！那样的……(悲壮)
小白:呵，不要这么说啦，人家只是有点小漂亮而已啦！
王子指天:为什么！为什么我要接受这样的命运！！
小白；王子你放心，我们不会像梁山伯和祝英台那样悲惨的！！
王子慢慢解下公主的手，公主却越抓越紧
王子逃脱:公主！下辈子我还会记住你的！
小白追赶王子：王子！我们还没有结婚！你不能就这么走了！（追下台）
旁白：从此，小白开始了对王子的追捕，但是据官方史料记载，他们从今以后过上了幸福快乐的生活
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