英语翻译诗经里的《褰裳》

搞笑版：楼主要鼓励原创啊，呵呵

You can lift skirt and cross the river

If you are missing me bitter

others would love me too

If you treat me as a balsam pear

You don't be so madcap, fucker!

如果你想我想得很辛苦

我就撩起裙子把小溪渡

如果你把我当作苦瓜煮

自然有人来找我当新妇

你小子别太狂妄了，笨猪！

简释：“且”字原意就是一句骂人话，差不多等于今天的“切！”“md！” 等。所以译为fucker（笨蛋，混蛋）也没有错。另外两段意思雷同，就译一段算了。

问题补充：

When the leaves are luxuriantly grow

How beautiful is the mulberry

Oh! Thee little turtle-dove

Never devour the fruitery

Oh ! thee lovely girl

Never over immersed in the gladness bay

A indulged boy would release easier

A girl fallen love could never pull away

注：“说”通“脱”，解脱的意思。不是说（say）

桑树丰美枝叶繁茂

斑鸠不要贪吃桑枣

妹妹切勿耽溺情欲

男人脱身何其自若

女人陷入即难解脱